Sally is a really big flirt. You know the type. She is all about big hugs and kisses and touching your hand, your leg, whispering sweet nothings.
She flirts at Whole Foods, at Cahill Cleaners, Hannah’s Bakery and at stoplights, even at funerals.
She claims she meets the nicest men at funerals.
Sally is perpetually 39. Along time ago, she decided she would never be 40. She invented the famed “Jack Benny Do not ask, do not tell Anti-Aging Club.”
Last year, she signed up for a Pole Dancing class in Los Gatos.
The class attracted three kinds of women: lithe and limber 20-somethings, exhibitionists and “Barbie dolls,” women who had so much work done- they were bound and determined to show it off.
She decided against the Pole Dancing and switched to Belly Dancing. She invested both a lot of time and money into the class and her very pretty, very risqué costume. Not one to shy away from a challenge, she will display her dancing prowess upon request – or after a few Moscow Mules.
Recently, Ms Flirtatious discovered she was really very good at Bocce Ball. One afternoon at Campo de Bocce and bam! a star was born. Not only do single men flock to Campo di Bocce in Los Gatos- her bowling, softball and luck all enhanced her playing technique. She was an overnight sensation. Every pun intended.
The Queen of Flirts: Mae West
Sally says her new mantra is from her idol, Mae West”
“It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Flirt early and Flirt often!