Hilarious Craigslist Ad: Seeks Rockstar

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The Craigslist ad for a San Francisco Personal Assistant read:

Peeples Home ExQuity  looking for a “Rockstar”

Must be Sincere!!!   (Yes,  three exclamation points) 

Your Roles & Responsibilities:

#1.Must be Sincere

  • Excellent phone skills; directing client and business calls to the appropriate contacts.
  • MUST BE A PEOPLE PERSON!!!
  • Computer proficiency including a working knowledge of all 4 of these programs: Excel, Word, Picmonkey and Power Point
  • Experience with using Salesforce data-base is very much preferrred.
  • Must speak really Excellent English; Good at spelling, gramar & proef reading skills.
  • Discreetly handle sensitive, delicate, secreet/ confidential information.
  • Pleasant and happy, sincere and cheerful disposition a must
  • Ability to work independently and under pressure.
  • Ability to work with all levels of the company.
  • Ability to handle many multiple tasks simultaneously. 
  • Must be proactive and multi task concurrently. No duds
  • Coordinate air and land travel arrangements for both business trips and family vacations for upper management
  • Schedule and confirm both personal and business appointments.
  • Manage and handle all funny Greeting cards on “mailer” list.
  • Managing and ordering: office supplies, gifts and unique shipping labels.
  • Your Car/Our Errands: Must be able to errand runs; Valid Driver’s License is required.
  • Make Lunch Dates.  
  • Scheduling monthly charity and team events.

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  • Pays $20 an hour
  • 8561201931_e1a4d5eeb6_zIn the immortal words of Pope Francis, “You gotta be kidding.”

Sincere

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