Johnny was full of himself. Bragging, bravado and a big bag of white lies was his modus operadi.
He bragged that he was the best team captain of the team in high school. Oops! Yearbook pictures indicate he was the team water boy.
He claimed he went to an Ivy League school. Hmm, poison ivy is more likely – the “for profit” college he attended did have one building with ivy growing on it.
The piece d resistance, Johnny bragged he had worked at Apple in the good old days and that he and Steve were “buds.” No evidence can be found to substantiate this tall tale.
Now that Johnny is an Uber driver – he can regale riders with fibs, fiction and falsehoods. He is just out here lying every day.