Meeting Planners! White House is hiring

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#45  Put a Meeting Planner in Charge of Both

 New York and New Jersey’s Billions of Dollar Budget

Housing Programs.

This is not Fake News.

No Experience Required

According to New York Magazine, the most recent hire is said to be  very qualified for a job overseeing Billions of Taxpayer Dollars because she planned Eric Trump’s wedding.

 In addition, she worked at some of Eric’s infamous ‘Celebrity’ Golf Tournaments. Uh oh…Eric’s nefarious Charity Golf Scams are under pretty intencse scrutiny by the US Government. ( The Real Government)

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“All you need is a tiny bit of experience.”

Create

A cup of Con fefe every morning?

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We start each morning with a “Hiya, sun!”

That’s our abbreviated   Sun Salute.

A colorful fruit plate is our traditional weekday breakfast. Never the same -each day is a mealnge of seasonal sweet fruits. We toss in a few mini-berry muffins or hardboiled eggs. Voila!

Our stove top has special copper pot where each day we brew an addictive, floral concoction my granddad, Con, named Con Fefe – a name our family and friends have all used for decades.

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We were tickled to learn #45 had copied our recipe.

Revelation

Bummer: Amazon in bed with Ivanka

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Amazon Prime… So long! Farewell – auf wiedersehen, good night.
I hate to go and leave this pretty site…th-5

So long, farewell auf wiedersehen, adieu
I do – I do – I really must skidoooo!

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen.
I’d like to stay but, I will Grab My Wallet...

While you sell Trump Brand: Clothes, Purses, Perfume and shirts and stuff.

I used to be a big time, avid, rabid  AMPrime Shopper –

but, now, there is a stopper.

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So long, farewell auf wiedersehen, adieu- Amazon Prime

…no more shopping with you.

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Grab Your Wallet Lists 50 Stores that Sell Trump Brands. You will be surprised.

Avid

Brrr…did the climate change?

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Mere months ago…things were great and coming up rosy.

Remember the Good old Days? Remember Obama’s Thank You

and, a long, long time ago?

What happened?

Stuff Like This:

#45 Addressed Women in the White House for the “Women’s History Month

He said:

“And I’m so proud that the White House and our administration is filled with so many women of such incredible talent. This week, as we conclude Women’s History Month, we honor a great woman of American history. Since the very beginning, women have driven — and I mean each generation of Americans — toward a more free and more prosperous future.

Among these patriots are women like the legendary Abigail Adams, right?   Who, during the founding, urged her husband to remember the rights of women. She was very much a pioneer in that way.

We’ve been blessed with courageous heroes like Harriet Tubman, who escaped slavery.  And went on to deliver hundreds of others to freedom, first on the Underground Railroad, and then as a spy for the Union Army.

She was very, very courageous, believe me. 

And we’ve had leaders like Susan B. Anthony.  Have you heard of Susan B. Anthony?

 I’m shocked that you’ve heard of her.

Who dreamed of a much more equal and fair future, an America where women themselves, as she said, “helped to make laws and elect the lawmakers.”

And that’s what’s happening more and more.

Tough competition out there, I want to tell you.”

Elect The Lawmakers?

Have you heard: Women are lawmakers.

We are the Champions

 

“>Champions.

 


Champion

Screaming for attention. Deaf ears

She arrived for the luncheon at Kaluz in a swirl of designer labels.

She was carrying the Prada bag, a Hermes scarf tied around the handle. Her earrings were diamonds from Tiffany. Her necklaces were Elis Perretti. The diamond watch was a slim Rolex.  Her oversized, red, pen was Mont Blanc. Her hot pink, Faconnbale blazer matched her Armani capris. Her shoes were Fendi. She had just left Marco, the genius, at the Blow Bar minutes before. Per usual, she wanted to be seen and noticed.

Will Ferrell had just completed shooting a movie in her fair city that week. The crew had taken over an entire floor of the restaurant for a wrap-up celebration. The restaurant lobby was jammed with the Press, all rabid to score an interview with Ferrell. As she arrived, she was shuffled off to the smaller dining room to meet her friends. Their table, less than desirable, was in a dark corner. Not happy only begins to describe the ire of our Princess. The waiter recognized these fequent-flyer-ladies -who -lunch, and quickly took their order for “martinis, up, dry, two olives.”

Several martinis later, the ladies decided to crash the Ferrell party – in a stealth manner. They barely made it towards the elevator, before security guards stopped them and guided them back to their dark corner.

A flood of “Do you know who I am?” did not stop the Men in Black/with holsters, from asking the ladies not to bother them again.

The women all decided they hated “Elf.”

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Tis grand to be Irish – it’s the berries!

March 17th – The Day Everyone Wants to be Irish

There are Irish Bars in Little Cuba, Chinatown, Japantown and Little Italy…all over the globe.

March 17th  is a really big day for all things Green ( including Green Beer)and famous parades in New York, Chicago and San Francisco;

If you want to fit in or make a massive impression, pepper your sentences with words like these By hook or by crook we love the Emerald Isle – Eire! As you leave the pub – look out for the ball hopper an be doggy wide on the street. Slainte!

It will be the berries!

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