To Err is Human – to lie is bad…really bad

The King was in the Counting House counting all the Rubles..

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Sing a song of six guys

A pocket full of wry…

Four and twenty senators
Involved in a scheme.

When the scheme was opened
The News Anchors  began to sing;
Wasn’t that a Gotcha dish,
To set before the king!

The king was at the Golf Course
Counting all his Rubles
The queen was in the parlour,
Eating Blini, Pelmeni and Knish

The aid was in the garden,
Whiting out and deleting  files, documents, secret papers

When down came an FBI undercover whirlly bird
And pecked off the news.

Real News, Actual Factual, Authenticated, UnBiased, Professional News

 

Commit

Meeting Planners! White House is hiring

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#45  Put a Meeting Planner in Charge of Both

 New York and New Jersey’s Billions of Dollar Budget

Housing Programs.

This is not Fake News.

No Experience Required

According to New York Magazine, the most recent hire is said to be  very qualified for a job overseeing Billions of Taxpayer Dollars because she planned Eric Trump’s wedding.

 In addition, she worked at some of Eric’s infamous ‘Celebrity’ Golf Tournaments. Uh oh…Eric’s nefarious Charity Golf Scams are under pretty intencse scrutiny by the US Government. ( The Real Government)

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“All you need is a tiny bit of experience.”

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No one told them about high tide

Every five years, a tsunami hits.

Rober and Laura were tired of City living and were at the point, they would do anything to get away from the noise, pollution, the density and the filth.

They attended a wedding on the island and fell in love with the sky, the water and the solitude. Their real estate agent swiflty found a newly built home, put the sales package together and was off on a trek to Himalayas. 

Laura could not have been happier. She carefully unpackced their belongings before they had to travel to Egypt for a month-long meeting about Climate and Change.

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The night they returned to their beautiful new home –  there were strong winds, then rain.

Rober said he had never heard a noise like the one that rumbled outside their home that night. It sounded like a train – a massive train – traveling at high speed. WIthin a minute they heard the ocean barrelling towards their home.

Tsunami.

 

 

 

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She said he was Boorish with no Polish. Half right.

Cynthia fell for the much older, wealthy man with the Maserati, condo on Nob Hill, house in Tahoe and a “place” in the desert.

It took two months of razzle-dazzle dates: jaunts to the Napa for lunch at Auberge du Soleil and wine tastings, dinner at the notoriously expensive Season, a weekend at the “Desert House” (a luxurious five-bedroom manse with a stunning kitchen bigger than her condo with a walk-in refrigerator; pool; orchid forest, etc) before she really “got” him.

Beguiled by his wealth, “toys,” trips and small, but expensiv trinkets from Tiffany’s, she eventually woke up. 

Harold said he had accumulated a great deal of wealth first in the liquor business, then in real estate, and as a result of some very “shrewd” investments.

Google the Guy

Cynthia’s very best friend, Patsi, was impressed by the enormous wealth of this  guy and was delighted to see her friend swept off her feet, enjoying such a romantic tryst with a real tycoon.

Curiosity prompted her to Google, Harold Cowle, the self-proclaimed multi-millionaire. Patsi the paralegal knew how to dig deep for details and what to her wondering eyes should appear – details indicating old Harold had kept some pretty risque company. A few of his pals were wearing orange jump suits at white-collar crime “joint.”

Actually, Harold was of Polish origin – his legal name was Kowalczyk of the infamous clan involved in Bernie Madoff type Ponzi schemes.

Based on these reports, Cynthia broke it off with Daddy Big Bucks and tells all her single girls friends to Google the Guy, every time.

The party is over.

 

 

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Bummer: Amazon in bed with Ivanka

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Amazon Prime… So long! Farewell – auf wiedersehen, good night.
I hate to go and leave this pretty site…th-5

So long, farewell auf wiedersehen, adieu
I do – I do – I really must skidoooo!

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen.
I’d like to stay but, I will Grab My Wallet...

While you sell Trump Brand: Clothes, Purses, Perfume and shirts and stuff.

I used to be a big time, avid, rabid  AMPrime Shopper –

but, now, there is a stopper.

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So long, farewell auf wiedersehen, adieu- Amazon Prime

…no more shopping with you.

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Grab Your Wallet Lists 50 Stores that Sell Trump Brands. You will be surprised.

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Brrr…did the climate change?

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Mere months ago…things were great and coming up rosy.

Remember the Good old Days? Remember Obama’s Thank You

and, a long, long time ago?

What happened?

Stuff Like This:

#45 Addressed Women in the White House for the “Women’s History Month

He said:

“And I’m so proud that the White House and our administration is filled with so many women of such incredible talent. This week, as we conclude Women’s History Month, we honor a great woman of American history. Since the very beginning, women have driven — and I mean each generation of Americans — toward a more free and more prosperous future.

Among these patriots are women like the legendary Abigail Adams, right?   Who, during the founding, urged her husband to remember the rights of women. She was very much a pioneer in that way.

We’ve been blessed with courageous heroes like Harriet Tubman, who escaped slavery.  And went on to deliver hundreds of others to freedom, first on the Underground Railroad, and then as a spy for the Union Army.

She was very, very courageous, believe me. 

And we’ve had leaders like Susan B. Anthony.  Have you heard of Susan B. Anthony?

 I’m shocked that you’ve heard of her.

Who dreamed of a much more equal and fair future, an America where women themselves, as she said, “helped to make laws and elect the lawmakers.”

And that’s what’s happening more and more.

Tough competition out there, I want to tell you.”

Elect The Lawmakers?

Have you heard: Women are lawmakers.

We are the Champions

 

“>Champions.

 


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