The King was in the Counting House counting all the Rubles..
Sing a song of six guys
A pocket full of wry…
Four and twenty senators
Involved in a scheme.
When the scheme was opened
The News Anchors began to sing;
Wasn’t that a Gotcha dish,
To set before the king!
The king was at the Golf Course
Counting all his Rubles
The queen was in the parlour,
Eating Blini, Pelmeni and Knish
The aid was in the garden,
Whiting out and deleting files, documents, secret papers
When down came an FBI undercover whirlly bird
And pecked off the news.
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