He said, she said- crossed wires?


He said, “Your hair looks nice.” She thinks, “I just paid $95.00 and he doesn’t like it.”

She says, “Those flannel shirts are really retro.” He thinks, “Damn, she thinks I look fat.”

He says, “Let’s grab a salad at Whole Foods tonight.” She hears, “He thinks I look fat!”

She purrs, “Do we have to watch the Warriors again tonight, Honey bear?” He thinks, “What are you nuts? Miss the  Warriors game? What wrong with her? I picked the wrong girl!”

(She planned a totally romantic, champagne infused, sexy lingerie, evening – to celebrate their six-month anniversary.)



“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” Einstein



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