Got Curves? How about lines?

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Some of us were blessed with va-va-voom, hubba hubba bods.

Marilyn Monroe – the ultimate sweater girl had curves.

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This famous Doctor claims he can create curves, erase years, and create a whole new you!

images-100Mae West can teach everyone a thing or two

about curves.

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided. “
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“I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.” Mae West

 

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In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves. Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Best Dating Advice: Mae West and Yogi Berra

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Dating Dilemmas? Boyfriend / Girlfriend Quandaries?

There are two legendary lovers

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For instance, as you mull and dwell over, Will he call? Should I call? Is texting, again, too forward? Is dropping by too gauche? Did I go too far- or far enough?

Mae West was right- Think:  You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West had a penchant for great advice packaged in a bit of double entendre and a dash of sparkling wit.

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She said:

  • When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
  • Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
    A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
  • I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.wedding-495271__180-3
    I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.hearts-37308__180     A hard man is good to find.

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Yogi Berra  Insightful Quotes Romance:

“It ain’t over till it’s over.” 

Signing Up for Match.com – yet again: It’s like déjà vu all over again.

The Breaking Up Couple’s Lament: “We made too many wrong mistakes.”

fork-1280701__180When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

Best Advice for a First Date: Look and Listened: “You can observe a lot by just watching.”

Mae West Quotes

Yogi Berra Quotes

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Sally of Frivolous Flirting Fame

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Sally is a really big flirt.  You know the type. She is all about big hugs and kisses and touching your hand, your leg, whispering sweet nothings. 

She flirts at Whole Foods, at Cahill Cleaners,  Hannah’s Bakery and at stoplights, even at funerals.

She claims she meets the nicest men at funerals.

Sally is perpetually 39. Along time ago, she decided she would never be 40. She invented the famed “Jack Benny Do not ask, do not tell Anti-Aging Club.”

Last year, she signed up for a Pole Dancing class in Los Gatos.

The class attracted three kinds of women: lithe and limber 20-somethings, exhibitionists and “Barbie dolls,” women who had so much work done- they were bound and determined to show it off.1024x1024-8

She decided against the Pole Dancing and switched to Belly Dancing. She invested both a lot of time and money into the class and her very pretty, very risqué costume. Not one to shy away from a challenge, she will  display her dancing prowess upon request – or after a few Moscow Mules.

Recently, Ms Flirtatious discovered she was really very good at Bocce Ball. One afternoon at Campo de Bocce and bam! a star was born. Not only do single men flock to Campo di Bocce in Los Gatos- her bowling, softball and luck all enhanced her playing technique. She was an overnight sensation. Every pun intended.

The Queen of Flirts: Mae West

Sally says her new mantra is from her idol, Mae West”

“It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

Flirt early and Flirt often!

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